Scott Savoie, resident football guy and part-time psychic, offers his predictions and some odds from Paddy Power on the 2009 NFL season.
They say those that do not learn history are forced to repeat it.
So I am betting that many of the things that happened last year may happen again with some details being slightly different. Without further ado, then, Live Sports Direct’s super exclusive predictions for the 2009-10 NFL season!
I predict Plaxico Burress will shoot himself in the foot again.
I predict Brett Favre will come in and out of retirement a few more times.
I bet a linebacker will get picked up in a strip bar on a drunk-and-disorderly charge.
I predict Pacman Jones will rename himself „Wolfenstein Jones” as he discovers 8-bit video game technology.
I predict Michael Vick, having learned his lesson about dogfighting, will get busted for cockfighting.
I predict both Tony Romo and Tom Brady will suffer a series of groin pulls at the hands of various supermodels/actresses/singers/waitresses/wanabees/hangers-on.
I predict both Romo and Brady will be getting a whole lot more than just groin pulls this season, too.
I would even bet that they both could even get laid if they wanted to.
I predict these two QBs with superbabe girlfriends will meet in the the Superbowl. Take the New England Patriots at Paddy Power at 5/1 and the Dallas Cowboys at 16/1. (Each-way betting allows you to cover the top two teams at half-odds; taking the Patriots at 5/2 and Cowboys at 8/1 to finish 1-2 sounds good.)
Finally, I predict the Patriots will take it, 17-10.